Progress progress progress #ink #inktailor #tattoo #minnesota #sea #eel #fish #lionfish #cuttlefish #starfish #helmet #coral #stingray #seadiver #nofilter #wip #fusionink  (at The Ink Tailor)

Progress progress progress #ink #inktailor #tattoo #minnesota #sea #eel #fish #lionfish #cuttlefish #starfish #helmet #coral #stingray #seadiver #nofilter #wip #fusionink (at The Ink Tailor)

Added the sign and Valtiel to Silent Hill today. Sorry for the bad pictures #ink #inktailor #tattoo #silenthill #valtiel #sign #rabbit #bubblehead #nurse #nofilter #wip  (at The Ink Tailor)

Added the sign and Valtiel to Silent Hill today. Sorry for the bad pictures #ink #inktailor #tattoo #silenthill #valtiel #sign #rabbit #bubblehead #nurse #nofilter #wip (at The Ink Tailor)

illblowyourwhistle:

I’m a slut and I want your cock baby.
freee-birdx:

jolly-old-owlgoggles20:

thebucketless13:

dr-amy:

miniprancer:

scarincissies:

misuse-of-fandom:

So I got a detention today.
Which is kinda dumb because I’m (mostly) a model student, you know? And get this - Heres what Im in for: I said…*whispers* a swear word in class. 60 minutes of punishment for the phrase: “That’s really shitty.”
So this is how it went down: I’m sitting in math class last hour before break and my teacher hands me a little slip saying that i gotta go see the vice principal. And im thinking, “damn, i thought she forgot about that.” The horrible cuss word was uttered a few days beforehand and, well, i figured she didnt even remember. I walk down there (in my full-body cat kigurumi btw) and mrs. Whatever isnt there. So i mull around and steal a candy cane off the offices mini fake tree (Im already in trouble anyways so gotta go big or go home) until finally, i talk to the desk lady who calls the vice principal down. We walk into the room and start to have a chat about how our high school doesnt tolerate swears bluh bluh etc and that i should find alternatives to cussing. Thats where this picture comes in. This lady just fucking WHIPS this goddamn list out of nowhere and shows it to me in a completely serious manner. “Heres some examples of words you can use when you want to swear.” W H A T.
Goof nugget? Sweet onions? Shooby Darn??? Pokemon??????
And here she is in all seriousness and im trying not to laugh while asking if i can have a photocopy because this is actual comedic GOLD. This sort of phooey doesnt actually happen in real life, right? I mean holy snappin turtles what the frog is this Skikaka? Jumpin Jiminy, Public school is bogus!

what the William Shatner is going on here?!

I approve of these so hard

"Well doesn’t that just bruise your banana"

I use at least half of these around my family

"Oh for the love of Barbara Streisand."
I dunno what you’re going on about. This is actually pretty useful.


Y’all need to read the ones crossed off:"I don’t give a Donald Duck""Pickle farts""That just burns my biscuits""Crunch poop""Shuzzbutt"

freee-birdx:

jolly-old-owlgoggles20:

thebucketless13:

dr-amy:

miniprancer:

scarincissies:

misuse-of-fandom:

So I got a detention today.

Which is kinda dumb because I’m (mostly) a model student, you know? And get this - Heres what Im in for: I said…*whispers* a swear word in class. 60 minutes of punishment for the phrase: “That’s really shitty.”

So this is how it went down: I’m sitting in math class last hour before break and my teacher hands me a little slip saying that i gotta go see the vice principal. And im thinking, “damn, i thought she forgot about that.” The horrible cuss word was uttered a few days beforehand and, well, i figured she didnt even remember. I walk down there (in my full-body cat kigurumi btw) and mrs. Whatever isnt there. So i mull around and steal a candy cane off the offices mini fake tree (Im already in trouble anyways so gotta go big or go home) until finally, i talk to the desk lady who calls the vice principal down. We walk into the room and start to have a chat about how our high school doesnt tolerate swears bluh bluh etc and that i should find alternatives to cussing. Thats where this picture comes in. This lady just fucking WHIPS this goddamn list out of nowhere and shows it to me in a completely serious manner. “Heres some examples of words you can use when you want to swear.” W H A T.

Goof nugget?
Sweet onions?
Shooby Darn???
Pokemon??????

And here she is in all seriousness and im trying not to laugh while asking if i can have a photocopy because this is actual comedic GOLD. This sort of phooey doesnt actually happen in real life, right? I mean holy snappin turtles what the frog is this Skikaka? Jumpin Jiminy, Public school is bogus!

what the William Shatner is going on here?!

I approve of these so hard

"Well doesn’t that just bruise your banana"

I use at least half of these around my family

"Oh for the love of Barbara Streisand."

I dunno what you’re going on about. This is actually pretty useful.

Y’all need to read the ones crossed off:
"I don’t give a Donald Duck"
"Pickle farts"
"That just burns my biscuits"
"Crunch poop"
"Shuzzbutt"

I love you not because I need you, I need you because I love you
Sat like a champ through the 5 hours! #ink #inktailor #tattoo #minnesota #heart #sparkplug #piston #car #realism #sliverbackink #fusionink #nofilter  (at The Ink Tailor)

Sat like a champ through the 5 hours! #ink #inktailor #tattoo #minnesota #heart #sparkplug #piston #car #realism #sliverbackink #fusionink #nofilter (at The Ink Tailor)

watchgreatnessss:

rxyalty:

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// 偉大さの存在下で弓
Not the best pictures but got a good start on adding to the day of the dead girl. #ink #inktailor #tattoo #minnesota #skull #dayofthedead #portrait #flower #rose #nofilter #wip  (at The Ink Tailor)

Not the best pictures but got a good start on adding to the day of the dead girl. #ink #inktailor #tattoo #minnesota #skull #dayofthedead #portrait #flower #rose #nofilter #wip (at The Ink Tailor)

bornthiswaybodyarts:


Lobes so icy, they cause chills…

bornthiswaybodyarts:

Lobes so icy, they cause chills…

desexticon:

hmmnng